@ithyphallus, 13382: It would have been the ultimate irony if it were sculpted out of Spam!
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@Batmanuel: Huh. When does it start to get better? I could give it a shot.
@brijazz: Yeah I figured. Just speaking the truth.
Psssh. As if women like to go to "museums" or appreciate being recognised for doing anything "important." Excuse me while I try out my new Bella Girl ovulation estimator iPad app. Oh! And look up showtimes for the new Catherine Heigel movie! She's sooooo smart. They should put her in a museum! Her, Palin and Snooki.…
One day, I will hire an invalid or a homebody to regularly sort my inbox. They will be paid in farmville credits. And we both shall win.
Yeah, I'd love to work there. I bet it's just like the office, with everybody pitching Michael Scott their best ideas and then Jim and Pam talking him out of it. Plus the nerf gun battles would be epic.
Wait wait wait. Hold up a sec. Hit pause on that remote - you're telling me that I can scare away creepsters with the Bella Girl Ovulation estimater? Dude, that might be worth the price!!
@battra92: Me too! And I'd give the kiddies free helium balloons. You know, as a gag!
@Tycho Vhargon: I think we've all learned something today. When you don't know what an acronym means, make shit up.
@Batmanuel: I have to admit never seeing that show, so I don't know if that's a reference or not?? Good show? Isn't that the trouble maker from Dawson's Creek? How is that guy's shake not spilling all over that actress below? Perspective? How does that work? :)
God this article stirred me. One of my current roommates is bipolar and refuses to medicate because she is "against all forms of medication". When she gets pissed, she threatens people with violence. Two days ago someone in the apartment ate some of her food and she flew off the handle, screaming and threatening to…
@leightenhet: Fantastic advice. I like the bit about the frontal lobe needing to come back online, b/c the system is corrupted by the emotion surge. And the naming it. Not having a name for what consumes you only makes the thing bigger.
@Ding-Dang: Couldn't agree with you more. I feel there are a million boundary issues not being respected here, on both sides. But as the parent, you have to draw a line somewhere, and violence of any kind is mine. If you don't absolutely establish that there is a line that you never, ever cross, some kids will cross…
Who are the panelists again? Was this covered in a previous post that I missed?
I have a great RAINN fundraiser idea: a wrestling match with Mankind vs. anybody, with Tori Amos playing her hits the whole time, suspended above the ring a la Celine Dion's vegas show. (The piano flies overhead!!) And post show tea and crumpets for everyone.
Agreed. The language we speak in is the language we think in. And people wonder why I bristle at people saying "that's so gay" or "whatup, bitch" or, one of my biggest pet peeves, "you know what I'm sayin?" Yes, I know what you're saying. I don't think YOU know what you're saying.
@PurplelifeheartsMizJenkins: That is awesome. Quentin does seem like the kind of guy who would befriend his editor, as he knows how important an editor is to making your film work. I usually find him a little irratating, but he's made a career on taking chances on people who might not get the job normally, for…
I love how Glee makes jumping the shark look so good. Again and again.
Shirvell, you're in love! How cute. No means no.