I made sooooo many ripped CDs with Napster and my generic homemade PC tower. Such a simple life.

Shit, I had one of these! Belkin. I can’t believe that company is still in business.

One of the great wastes of money that I ever committed myself to was in 1994. High school me desperately needed a new head unit in my 70s era Beetle, and I was on the fence about how to spend my hard-earned lawn mowing money.

I’m late to this party, but holy crap guys and gals, how can the DS in Mazzy Star’s “Fade Into You” have missed the list? Goddess, indeed.

These are all excellent dogs. 

Heh heh, might actually make sense out of context...

Doug DeMuro taught me this in his 928 GTS review:

Aww, c’mon Charlie, don’t slag on my man Fernando. Everyone loves Fernando.

Holy shit - $500 per month?!  Where in frozen hell do you live?

Let’s scratch that itch...

What the hell is wrong with Fernando Rodney?! Nothing, that’s what! ZERO ERA this post season (although, he’s also only thrown a handful of pitches...)

Yeah, I’ve turned off the neighbor’s headlights a few times in his old Dakota pickup (a neighbor I don’t really know all that well). I’m like his guardian angel!

Beat me by a lion’s whisker!

Mazda BT50 bakkie (in Saffa-speak)?

You know, Ice-T is a cultural icon, and pretty awesome. However - I’m not sure I can listen to him narrate an entire feature documentary.

“A secret underground race from coast to coast. It’s nuts.”

“It’s nuts”? I mean, I suppose it is, but you gotta give me a better line, and a better delivery than that to convince me. 

Toronto Faptors- masturbating dinosaurs. love it

legally change my name (I’ve done it several times before, it’s not that hard.)

We are all Timo.

Godspeed, EIC.