San Francisco is the SW. 

Many restaurants here in SF require a credit card to make a reservation. And they make their cancellation policies very clear....and people still complain bitterly. 

Also, you know, turn on the indicator before you start braking

Also, you know, turn on the indicator before you start braking, merging, turning, or whatever that requires a turn signal. It’s not helpful for you to turn it on mid-maneuver. I already know at that point.

Alcohol also thins the blood. I’ll stick with my method. 

You had me at “Go get 2 shots at lunch today.”

Props for not writing it as “...that would SHOCK many parents,” I guess?

I wondered about that, and I don’t think the truck took out the fire hydrant.

Not living in Queens, I assume parking all the way up and over the white line is ok?

I mean, couldn’t *one* of you have given him a reasonable answer?  The only non-troll answer is the Acadia, and he literally said he had no use for an SUV.  I get that there’s a comedy element, but I thought there were supposed to be a few helpful suggestions?

I love that name, especially combined with the product specific logos of animals in disguises.

Maybe it varies by location but I’ve definitely seen the penalty charged in a number of places (Sushi Ippo in LA’s Koreatown and Sushi by Jin in the valley off the top of my head). It’s not just leftover food, either- some places will charge you for not eating the rice with nigiri. Pretty fair but makes it that much…

My dad lost his kneecap when he was about 20 in a motorcycle accident. The fact that he’s walked on that leg for 40 years is amazing (although he is planning surgery for after his retirement).

Friends of friends were supposed to get married last weekend. Instead, a funeral service was held on their wedding day because some woman in a car hit and ran the motorcyclist groom. If this chick staged this, she can rot.

“...it’s a price to pay for being hospitable.”

Yeah Office Space and Lock Stock are both far better than Eyes Wide Shut.

I don’t know how to use makeup like at all. My mother didn’t wear any and my sister was 5 years older and wanted nothing to do with me. So I never learned any basic skills other than how to put on lipstick. When I started trying to figure it out in high school after being a tomboy all through middle school my family…

Oh, you sweet, summer children. Halloween begins in the second-to-last week of October and ends during the first week of November.

I dunno, man. Ohio does have motorized bar stools. 

Counterpoint: NDT has taught me many things, and Jack Crosbie has not enriched my life in literally any conceivable way.