Thanksgiving shopping in 2016.  I went to the grocery store to get my turkeys as one does, along with all of the ingredients to make the side dishes.  Since we are in a bag free area, I brought my own bags and proceeded to carry out 3 bags plus a frozen turkey.  I unlock my car and as I reach for the door handle it…

The one I’ve been thinking about since high school (1999ish) is based on a Taurus SHO. As my first car, my dad wouldn’t let me get anything with a V8 because “It has too much power”, so I did my research and found the SHO which was as fast or faster than a Mustang GT if I remember correctly. I settled on a 1993 SHO…

check local sources! SLO tribune was reliable from the get go since the couple who found her are from Morro Bay.  Disgusting to see misinformed international and national reports like those!

I get tired of my cars often... In the past 2 years I’ve had 4 different cars alone. Between cars, trucks and motorcycles I’ve had 24 vehicles in the last 15 years, so it is rare that one makes it past a 2 year mark before my vehicular ADD kicks in.

Back in my college days I owned a ‘96 Tangerine Mustang GT, so that was always a good reason to get pulled over in the flow of traffic for speeding. But the worst was when I picked up my drunk friend from off campus and was driving her back to the dorms at about 3am. I was driving down a residential side street back…

Having the Boring company build it for half the cost to avoid Trump’s cuts.

Crazy lucky, but what an idiot. Anyone who rides knows you don’t keep it in first gear that long unless you’re on a drag strip. Shit... even you’re average 500cc bike in 2nd gear will out accelerate a regular car with ease. A 600 or 1000cc supersport will absolutely smoke most cars above 4-5k rpm all the way up to…

Reddit is more annoying than any Pixel bugs

I don’t believe this for a minute... Just a terrible person trying to work the system and take their pet on a budget airline.

I don’t understand this lawsuit... Both my wife and I have/had Pixels. Hers was pre-ordered when they first announced the phones and has worked flawlessly. Mine was part of the batch that had a bad mic, ordered a few months later. Sure enough, my phone started experiencing problems and Google had issued a statement…

While we were watching the Superbowl and saw this ad, my wife got pissed off and then we both thought it was probably a joke. This is because my wife’s only requirement for Super Bowl food was “chips and dip”, I figured she meant tortilla chips and pico de gallo as that is what we have as a “healthy” snack. But no,…

How quickly can it get to the junkyard?

Damn since 2003 I’ve gone through a lot...

At least there is decent public transit at your disposal. Try anywhere in California where every idiot is determined to drive their own car and commute 30 miles. But hey, we do have great weather and it’s not quite as expensive as NY.

No delicious bbq for you while I tailgate!

Given that I’ve participated in many J.D. Power surveys for new vehicles, I still don’t think their initial quality awards have any merit. We buy a new car just about every year and have actively participated since 2011. Yet, despite having cars that have been fantastic, our make/model often end up lower on the…

That looks like a great trip! I wish we would get these in the US, I definitely would spend the extra $$$ to get that over my Mazda 3 hatch. We need more wagons!

I’ve had two, one on a Tangerine Orange Mustang that said TNG STNG which was flagged at the DMV for being sexual since they suspected Poontang was the meaning. My other one was a Suburban with a 12" lift abd 40" tires with a plate that read CMPNS8 which somehow I got through without issue. Unfortunately no pictures I…

1984 Toyota Corolla, it was bulletproof, got good gas mileage, was slow, 5 speed, and was/is as old as me.

And what about those of us who are over 30 year old? I feel like this is watching what I did in high school...