As a child I wanted to have TB and convalesce in of those Swiss rehab spas. I read a lot of children’s books from my mom (who grew up in the 50s) when that apparently was a thing.

Me too! I cheated on my eye tests.

Same! Also wanted acne!!

I knew I would find a kindred spirit here. Same for me for all! I also wore my retainers well into adulthood until I lost them. Glasses have become part of my face, but I’m at an age where the period is making its final grim efforts, get gone already!

Buck up, Gwen. Maybe your kid will be like both of mine, who said they NEEDED glasses, got a “yeah, sure” from the mall optometrist, and whose mom agreed to get the coolest style of the moment. Fast forward three months, and a miraculous cure happened - glasses are now in the Drawer of Expensive Lessons.

I thought this part of the interview was even worse...

So what if she does. A vindictive mother would still only get, what, maybe 50%.

“It would be a good feeling to just live a normal life for a second.”

You left the ultimate one out:

Fun Fact: All of her personas suck.

“To milk an almond” killed me.

but he’s spent a lot of time thinking about the fuckability of blue people!

I can acknowledge the point, buried somewhere in there, that it must be very irritating to have created great female characters like Ripley and (to some extent) Sarah Connor, and have everyone “Finally!”-ing Wonder Woman.

It’s kind of amazing he didn’t catch himself mansplaining after the forth or fifth word.

Yes, James Cameron, shut up.

If he didn’t murder her, he put a lot of time and effort into making it look like he did, so charging him with murder is only being respectful of what are clearly his wishes.

It’s just mindboggling that he would even attempt an excuse like that and that the officials didn’t arrest him on suspicion right then.

When you’re telling the truth, your story never changes.

The thing about legit ‘accidents’ is that you don’t bother to commit another crime with the cover up.

Lynchburg, Virginia.