Right on.

Right? I can't think of anything less feminist than mocking a woman who feels like she has to dye her pubic hair in order to fit into standards of beauty. It's really gross and unamusing.

This is beyond cruel.

I once had a restaurant manager force me to eat creamed herring before the New Year's Eve shift. She said it was an Italian tradition. As a half Italian and a self-respecting one at that, I called bullshit, but she forced it on us anyway. She did a lot of other horrible shit, including faking brain cancer, but that…

But I should also mention I enjoyed the gifs

And she comes from a well-off family. I think her dad is big in finance.

Thanks! I'm gonna get going on that!

I think you're probably in some self-defeating cycle. On-line dating can be a shallow swamp of slime-suck where the participants rely mainly on looks to make decisions. However, I have met with men who I did not find initially attractive because their first messages have been great and completely absent of self-pity.

You're like a walking urban legend! Pray tell, where can I find someone of your ilk?

I don't mind is Bartlett doesn't tip...as long as she doesn't eat out.

Touche.

Wasn't excruciating death introduced to the world via St. Louis?

That made my day.

Is there really anyone who expects a sex club to smell pleasant?

I'll know I've gone to hell and not heaven when someone offers me a slice of pizza and instead I get presented with a deep dish abomination.

All of the Yelpers I've known have been notoriously picky and unforgiving. One friend gave Umami Burger or whatever a bad review because their shit wasn't together...on opening night. Anyone who has worked in a restaurant or knows about restaurants knows you can't really judge a place in its first week. I just think…

Cuz I'm a hater and this was a guide for haters. Duh

Yeah, I really have my finger on the pulse of forward thinking here.

I used to enjoy movies, then, after becoming aware of "the season," Hollywood started leaving a bad taste in my mouth. In what other industry do people celebrate themselves for a quarter of the year? None. In what other industry do the only people who can afford what they're wearing get it for free? None (except for…

Don't read the Goldfinch if you want to read good writing. Won't find it there.