I know nothing about football and I care not a whit whether the Pats win or lose on Sunday, but I know Boston. Bitching is Boston's birthright. Without it, we'd still be speaking with British accents. Embrace it.

I think it's unfair to say someone has too much time on their hands. I have no idea what these men did, but they seemed to work really hard at it and then derived a major sense of accomplishment from it. How is it different from knitting? Or mastering a song on a guitar?

I didn't say he leaned slightly to the left, the dude did. After we had the Castro conversation, it became clear that he knew slightly less about the subject than I did.

-The Man in the Open relationship who thought that Fidel Castro was a benign dictator because he leaned slightly to the left in terms of politics and then asked me "where [I] got my information" when I informed him Castro had dragged prisoners in forced labor camps across fields of sugar cane, flogging them alive..

Guess she didn't get the Pope's memo that animals have souls and OH MY GOD what is wrong with people? I'm not even a dog person and I can see that is one adorable, lovely animal deserving of love and affection and food and a human who doesn't tie him to a train station.

Sometimes, while in law school, I'd take a nap in my car. I had a blanket in the back. If it was snowing, me, in the car, with the heat on, sleeping under a blanket...now THAT was the coziest. Why does it have to be car v. blanket? Why can't the ultimate winner be car + blanket?

Terry Crews and Chris Rock need to go on a speaking tour together. They could call it "Men Making Perfect Sense So Shut Up and Listen to Everything they Say." I'd go.

Are you stupid? No state should have the right to enslave others. They were not fighting for States' Rights. Every time that argument comes up, it has to do with white people perceiving they lost power because minorities gained a recognized civil right.. Don't like the ban on Jim Crow laws? Fight for States' Rights.…

You have to have something to be proud about other than a lost war based on using human beings as currency and workhorses. Really. Come up with a new Southern flag, one that doesn't specifically refer to the South attempting to leave the Union so that a subset of people could remain enslaved. Really think about it.

I always supposed that if you got paid to do something, it was your job. He got paid a lot to do something. A lot more than most people do. Perhaps he should have always treated it like a job. What a blowhole.

The thought of my mom hearing me beg "harder, motherfucker" makes my vagina fall out of my body.

When I was in law school I lived with my parents. In my final year, when I was 29 years old, my mother descended to my basement abode, and told me I could now engage in sleepovers with someone special should I like. She did warn me, however, that she would not look kindly on me sneaking one night stands over. NO…