As a Yankees fan, I would cry tears of joy if you told me my starter pitched like “straight ass” and only gave up three runs in six innings.

Middle school boys have had access to internet porn for at least twenty years. I bet a hormone charged teen can’t even get wood to the SI swimsuit edition.

I feel like shit talk makes up about 95 percent of the reason we enjoy sports.

Especially in the best of 5 round. I also remember the A’s giving it to Houston pretty good less than a month ago. I don’t think the Astros are a lock to beat anyone in the AL.  As a Yankees fan, I don’t want anything to do with the Astros, Rays or A’s.  Whoever makes it to the World Series will have already played…

I believe the saying is, “Fool me 13 times.............................I won’t get fooled again.”

An immediate future where the Red Sox potentially lose Betts and Martinez, but are still strapped to that core of aging starters while simultaneously crying poor is a fine future indeed.

Please tell me he drives a van. 

The Indians inability to put that series away really robbed the country of a certain joy we didn’t know we had until it was gone. Hopefully a few decades of gagging and 100 loss seasons will do something to restore it. 

the Post also claimed that Robert Mueller couldn’t “put out the gaslighting fire,”

This is highly likely. My guess is that the kicker wanted a spot, told Arians, and Arians, being a respectable enough coach, isn’t going to let his kicker take the rap.

His pitching has finally caught up with his beard and his delivery. This couldn’t be happening to a more deserving NL franchise. 

“Here are your blindfolds, gentlemen. Now get out there and get to the bottom of this thing!”

So true. Not only were the emoticons top notch, they had the avatars, Yahoo games and Launchcast radio.

Ah, the days of “emoticons”.  I was a fan of the lineup offered by Yahoo Messenger myself.  

You obviously know nothing of a team they call the Cincinnati Bengals. 

Kudos to AB for inadvertently confirming to any dope that hasn’t figured it out yet that sexual assault indeed is about power and not about sex. 

If you’re the kind of person who can listen to a song that takes a full minute and a half for the singing to start, I can’t be your friend. 

My guess is that it’s in reference to Republicans framing the economy as something that Obama messed up and Trump swooped in, snapped his fingers and it was suddenly the greatest economy in our history.  They conveniently ignore the steady growth during almost the entirety of Obama’s two terms or the party of the…

No kidding. I’m sure these women are just dying to bask in the spotlight being cast on their sexual assault. And since we’re on the topic of false rape accusations in the name of fame and fortune, let’s go to the scoreboard:

There is nothing you can do with a brown and orange color scheme that will look good.  Your eyes were just used to the old ones.