That dashboard is a functional and aesthetic nightmare.

Sorry, but no. This is a regression of a century of dashboard design and a returns to the Model-T days.

Can we stop saying “minimalist” when we mean “spartan?”

It just looks like an amorphous blob...

1. Calculate natural frequency of footbridge

There’s absolutely no political will to fix it. Even among the left, it behooves a politican to be “tough on crime.” Anyone who tries to push a more reasonable criminal justice system is basically putting themselves out of a job.

Did not even realize this was Jalopnik. Don’t even care. It’s articles like these that keep me around. 

Superb journalism on display. Thanks, Ryan.

This story reminds me of this “don’t talk to the police” video:

The only surprising thing is that people are still surprised shit like this happens. We created a system in this country where police are incentivized to clear cases at all costs, suffer no repercussions for fabricating evidence or outright lying, have no incentive to look beyond the first suspect they find and so…

... please... more of the lengthy investigative reporting stories. <3

Spent the night in county jail once as a younger man during the time of prohibition which is currently fading away. I was in a cell all night by myself. Only other person in the jail I interacted with was an inmate who said he was in on parole violation related to domestic violence. He was sweeping or the floors on…

Right?! Now if France can elect LePen, we could all be the three fucking amigos! Oh joy…

I afraid we will feel the effects of Trump for a long time to come.

Is it tiring having to couch every fucking thing in terms of liberals vs conservatives?

Congratulations, Jalopnik; We know.

Yeah yeah. But we did hold your beer while you elected Trump. So...

Or at the very least, require Tesla to add an audio warning that repeats every ten seconds: “HEY DUMBASS, watch the road!”

I drove a Subaru with EyeSight for about a year, and between the adaptive cruise control that worked really well, and the lane departure warnings, and the accident avoidance, I actually became a dumber driver. I paid attention far less.

I think it’s pretty clear that to call this a Beta test is pretty fucking generous.