It’s okay, it’s not for everyone. I personally love satire and making things up – not to deceive, but for fun. Still we have plenty of non-satirical stuff you can enjoy. Just skip over these, if you want – they should all have the SATIRE tag so you can spot them.

Torch is a goddamn national treasure.

Brilliant!

I see your Saturn Sl1 limo, and raise you a Saturn Sl2 limo.

JASON NEVER CHANGE.

So much this!!

I’m in the 80% that doesn’t trust it. I don’t think autonomous vehicles are ever going to be anything more than extremely elaborate, over hyped cruise control systems because of this issue. Beyond the (imo) insurmountable legal liability issues around the idea of fully driverless cars there’s a fundamental reason they…

Still don’t, never will.

There’s two major factors why I don’t trust robot cars right now

It isn’t so much that I don’t trust autonomous vehicles, I just don’t have interest in them. I like to drive and prefer my cars to be simple.

I wonder why.

Actually, isn’t he possibly up for parole later this year? Maybe Ford could cast OJ himself. Release it as an online ad, wait for everyone to get offended and complain, take ad down, issue apology, in the meantime, every man, woman, and child on the planet has heard about the new Bronco.

is yours white?

But imagine how spectacular the launch of the 2020 Bronco would be if Ford reenacted the OJ chase scene.

Also quad exhaust for MAXIMUM GROUNDNESS TO THE GROUND:

Yeah, Jackie Chan doesn’t make good movies...he makes Jackie Chan movies.

I don’t think he’s ever been in a “good” movie, but who cares, he just beat up 8 guys with a tiny bench.

Jackie Chan gets a lifetime pass on bad movies for being Jackie Chan.

Actually, nobody I know (IRL) thinks the Model S is a serious looker. That may be because there are a LOT of them around here and they’re not unique anymore. Not knocking it, I love the utility of the Model S, but no Tesla, and no EV yet, passes the look back test. Beauty is not why people buy them.

It doesn't always happen. Sometimes I just enjoy some nice, cleansing profanity. I can make you a custom version full of "fudging" and "bullsnot" or something, if that helps.