I don’t watch sports but i’ve always loved this color combo, in a childish way.

This is how I behaved when I met Rosario Dawson. I was 36. Good bye.

Garrincha, Pelé, Ronaldo, Ronaldinho, Alex...

Was just going to post something along these lines. I have no idea how nebulous soccer rules are or aren’t. But the author is essentially calling for a set of rules that will render the thousands of physical interactions that take place during a given match down to a simple decision of foul or no foul that everyone…

Is Gawker going to be put up for sale via a Kinja Deal?

That’s not how hockey works at all!

If replay existed, Brazil would have been out anyway. Ecuador would have had a goal. Peru would have not. So Ecuador would have had 7 points. Peru 5. Brazil 4.

Because instituting video replay would make it harder for officials who had received bribes to affect the outcome of a match? It’s FIFA 101!

Let me call this out as it is: Bullshit. He was indeed kidnapped and all for being in one of the most dangerous cities in Mexico (btw not his hometown) and got kidnapped, all that I can buy.

Contrary to early Deadspin reports, Pulido’s shot was not a bicycle kick.

Altidore would need a machine gun with an extended clip to hit a kidnapper.

Sure, she put herself and others at risk of injury/death, but she did it THE RIGHT WAY.

She must be a fan of Peyton Manning. That’s his patented “unwanted stick in the face of a college girl” maneuver.

The meme is fine, its pretty easy to ignore if you want. It’s not racist, it’s not political, it’s not slanderous, its just an good looking California kid and his friend messing around with him about his outfits. No harm. Leave the meme alone.

Eagerly awaiting my email from Bernie’s campaign making a joke about how Hillary is in the “club” but Bernie has “heart.” God I love that dude—loved him since like 92 or 93.

A friend taught my wife how to me and my wife how to make Mexican rice this way. We toast the rice in a little oil, and boil the water in the microwave. Once the water is how we stir in a couple packets of Sazon (Tomato and Cilantro flavor) and a little chicken bullion. Once the rice is toasted, pour over the water…

I’ll just go ahead and assume that this somehow involved Karim Benzema.

“That Donovan is a lazy crybaby.”

Landycakes likes girls? No shit