Superman does have a worthy opponent

Except that Landon personally quit on the US men’s national team that he claims to love more than the “foreigners” at which he is throwing shade. Landon Donovan is a petulant baby asshat.

Are you talking about Klinsmann? How is he a snake oil salesman? The U.S. has done well under his coaching. Yeah, they bombed a few games, but no one expects the U.S. men’s team to be a top 10 team. We don’t have the talent to compete with Brazil, Argentina, Spain, England, Germany, Columbia, etc.

TL;DR They’re the Dodgers

nice form on that bicycle kick

repressed mormon sexuality will do a lot to you i’m learning

Hello Mudda

You’re right: a Dodgers fan calls a corkscrew a “twistystabber”

thanks for giving everyone this heads up

His God is obviously a Lions fan.

They’ll arrest you for pointing a laser at an aircraft for the same reason they’ll arrest you for doing 140 mph down the highway. It’s not that something bad did happen, it’s that you created the potential for something bad to happen.

Bicycle (hitting a parked car) kick

Even Zlatan is impressed. But only mildly.

Next week on FERM TOOLBOX TV - Fasten two pieces of wood together by using a hammer to pound in a nail!

Nah guy, go fuck yourself.

Putain d’Henry indeed.

From Wikipedia. I need a cool nickname like that.

Panama was runnin’ a little bit hot tonight.

Advantage, Ms. Rowling.