Gyasi Zardes replacing Jozy should be a starting trend.

USAA is awesome. I only jokingly suggested to my boyfriend that he and I should get married so he could be eligible for their insurance. He sort of stared at me for a second because he was confused about why we had to get married for car insurance...I probably should have led that joke with something about limited…

You forgot to add that the goalkeeper who ends up actually playing will just be some fuck they saw in the parking lot.

They’ll spend $700,000 on a keeper who sucks, then spend all of their TAM to pay him beneath the cap, then use the newly freed Designated Player spot to pick up another DP goalkeeper.

Slight difference. All of those accomplished women competed through the Miss America pagents not The Donald’s USA /Universe system. Not a huge fan of pagents but I think we should at least acknowledge the differences.

I realize that this comparison isn’t perfect, because it isn’t based on religious beliefs, but there were many restaurants in this country who refused to serve people of color until there was enough pressure placed on them. One way to place pressure on these businesses is to sue them.

I have had them cut it just a little larger than I needed in the past and then I cut it down with a tablesaw at home. The only reason I do have them cut it is because otherwise it won’t fit in my car. Also, the things I do typically aren’t gonna be square after I’m done anyway. Mostly because I’m bad at it.

I haven't seen a Columbus Crew so confused since 1492.

Quereda, more like Quebrada.

Its..... safe ..... enough.... >.>

The world’s first “guybrator”, though. Which leaves room for someone to make the world’s first “vibrotor.”

Needed more bicycle.

Another great bicycle kick goal.

I hope somebody is nice enough to stop by and let me know why I shouldn’t be excited by this. Ideally this hypothetical person would take the time to point out why this win is not only meaningless, but would explain to me why American soccer will never catch on.

Where are all you Klinsy haters? Since he’s been with us we won our first game ever in Europe against Italy, our first win against Mexico at Mexico, The Dutch and Germany twice. Come on in and eat yur crow.

I came to inquire the same. I am that guy who sings along to every song I know. I find as I get older, there are some bands where I might be the only person in a five person radius that is singing to older songs. I give zero cares to what other people think about me singing along, but I do not do it at the top of my…

We’ll take the big Chair ;-)

Las Tri would translate to the feminine The tricolors, El Tri is meant as THE tricolor, as in the main team i suppose plus La Tri doesn’t sound as good as LAS

Wait a second. A club has produced more great players than a country? COLOR ME SHOCKED (just not in that horrid Carolina blue).