A friend taught my wife how to me and my wife how to make Mexican rice this way. We toast the rice in a little oil, and boil the water in the microwave. Once the water is how we stir in a couple packets of Sazon (Tomato and Cilantro flavor) and a little chicken bullion. Once the rice is toasted, pour over the water…

I’ll just go ahead and assume that this somehow involved Karim Benzema.

I have worked in emergency response for 11 years in natural disaster and conflict settings around the world. In emergency settings humanitarian agencies worldwide are guided by the Sphere Minimum Standards in Humanitarian Response. According to these standards, even in emergency situations the minimum amount of water…

His boob has all the milk you’d think you’d ever need, but it doesn’t come out when you really, really need it.

He knew it was his child when the baby’s first words were “Jurgen Klinsmann’s side selection calls into question his suitability for leading the USMNT.”

“That Donovan is a lazy crybaby.”

Landycakes likes girls? No shit

The hairline looks about right

Nobody needs to get that kid a soccer ball, just give him a bench. - Jürgen Klinsmann

Superman does have a worthy opponent

Except that Landon personally quit on the US men’s national team that he claims to love more than the “foreigners” at which he is throwing shade. Landon Donovan is a petulant baby asshat.

As many have already pointed out, SpaceX’s achievement was much greater than Blue Origin. To give you some idea of the difference, Blue Origin’s flight was like flying across the English channel. While SpaceX just flew across the Atlantic.

Additionally, it re-frames her vehement reaction to House Elf slavery in a way that makes more sense.

I was ready to roll my eyes at that buzzfeed “article”, but then it brought up the possibility of a black, muggle-raised Hermoine wishing to leaving behind racism in the muggle world only to discover a new form of it in the Wizard world...

Are you talking about Klinsmann? How is he a snake oil salesman? The U.S. has done well under his coaching. Yeah, they bombed a few games, but no one expects the U.S. men’s team to be a top 10 team. We don’t have the talent to compete with Brazil, Argentina, Spain, England, Germany, Columbia, etc.

TL;DR They’re the Dodgers

nice form on that bicycle kick

repressed mormon sexuality will do a lot to you i’m learning

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