You’re right: a Dodgers fan calls a corkscrew a “twistystabber”

thanks for giving everyone this heads up

His God is obviously a Lions fan.

No, there are two kinds of Nazi: the good kind and the alive kind.

They’ll arrest you for pointing a laser at an aircraft for the same reason they’ll arrest you for doing 140 mph down the highway. It’s not that something bad did happen, it’s that you created the potential for something bad to happen.

Bicycle (hitting a parked car) kick

Even Zlatan is impressed. But only mildly.

One would hope, but I think “This is what the gays want to do to us!” is pretty likely too.

Next week on FERM TOOLBOX TV - Fasten two pieces of wood together by using a hammer to pound in a nail!

Nah guy, go fuck yourself.

Agreed around, except for your last statement. Technology doesn’t exist in a vacuum; political ideologies that traditionally impede technological progress, or progress in general, certainly are of concern to a technology blog. Furthermore, I would suspect what you mean to say is that the political views presented on…

Putain d’Henry indeed.

From Wikipedia. I need a cool nickname like that.

Panama was runnin’ a little bit hot tonight.

its actually stan. a centuries long typo.

Advantage, Ms. Rowling.

I think a lot of those white men who hate Serena secretly find her to be very attractive, which bothers them because they’ve been taught they aren’t supposed to be attracted to a woman like that, so they overcompensate by very loudly and publicly saying the most vile shit possible about her.

Gyasi Zardes replacing Jozy should be a starting trend.

USAA is awesome. I only jokingly suggested to my boyfriend that he and I should get married so he could be eligible for their insurance. He sort of stared at me for a second because he was confused about why we had to get married for car insurance...I probably should have led that joke with something about limited…