I don’t want to hear anything about Uno until they finally admit that you *CAN* put a Draw 2 on top of another Draw 2 and the next guy draws 4.

Well, I suppose if the helium leak doesn’t affect any systems that keep the door attached, it’ll be fine.

Man!  Why do I hear about the fun stuff *AFTER* it gets taken away?

Has anyone thought to ask Tom Holland or Mark Ruffalo yet?

I’ll give Pope Frank this:  He has certainly done his best to modernize and make relevant The Church.

In Old White Guy in Italy we trust.

Huh...the guy in charge of an organization that tells people there’s an imaginary man in the sky is having a hard time convincing people about things it *can* prove...

Wasn’t Doctor Who supposed to be coming to Disney+ sometime in November?

I live in the Oklahoma City area.  I can confirm that this article is being too generous with the term “Vacation Destination.”

Anyone else thinking of that scene from Armageddon?

I’m less worried about Robocops than I am Terminators.  Will they make the same promise about those?

Sweet.  Now what do I do with my AAFES pogs from deployments?

Haven’t gotten sick yet.  

You know what, Sparky?...You prove my point. Don’t breed. You lack the empathy to look and think critically about anything except wHaT tRuMp ToLd Me To Do.

Am I the only one who thinks this is about 8 days too short?

What about whining and meaning about “my personal freedoms?”  Does that help?

If you’re not vaccinated, it’s safest not to date.  A date gone well could lead to breeding.  And we don’t need that kind of negativity.

Biblical scholars all agree that Christ never passed a Driver’s Exam.

The driver’s name didn’t happen to be Ace Ventura did it?

Huh...Jackwagon that’s trying to say we haven’t had too many mass shootings is out killing endangered animals...imagine that.