One post an hour from 9 to 5! I like to make the most of my time with you fine folks.

On another note, you’ve published the last 18 Jalopnik articles in a row.. got damn you are working the weekend.

you spelled leaving Cars and Coffee in your Mustang wrong

I’d like to think this is a sign of how video games will be published, as there’s a drive into deep left field by Castellanos and that’ll be a homerun. And so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame. I don’t know if I’ll be putting on this headset again.

“Far Cry 6 releases on PS4, Xbox One, PC, and Stadia on February 18, 2020.”

An R32 GTR and E30 M3 video in the same article ? I’m going to have to take off work early. I couldn’t contain myself after watching those. I need fresh khakis immediately.

What’s really great is to be a lifelong Braves fan who dislikes the Chop (yes, we exist). I get to enjoy yet another NLDS bed-shitting AND be lumped in with knuckle-draggers who insist we were embarrassed today because the team didn’t distribute foam toys. Cuz, you know, the Chop was clearly immensely helpful in the…

What’s the difference between people in Dubai and people in Abu Dhabi? People in Dubai don’t like the Flintstones, but people in Abu Dhabi do.

Only an Atlanta sports fan will believe this. But when it was still 3-3 and the Cards loaded the bases, I told my dad that the Cardinals will score four runs and the Braves will score three in the bottom of the ninth.

I tried this on the configurator. A bare bones cayman is really really bare bones. Not saying you’re not correct, but it’s “oof that’s rough for 60 grand” type lack of features.

Good.

And they just released him

Well Patrick has to make up for crashing the 2016 Camaro some how.

The Lions will always look dumb regardless.

How dumb do the lions look for hiring Matt Patricia now?

with a gun

Don’t these stodgy EU officials know about Brexit? None of their rules apply anymore.

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