This kind of criticism also works off the notion that you can only endorse one brand of change. You can give money to a charity OR you can buy jammies. You can't do both!

Agreed. The majority of readers are going to pat themselves on the back for NOT buying pajamas with a dumb name and then feel like they did something. Very clever of you!

Left Ventricular Assist Device, a mechanism used for patients with weak hearts.

Why do weddings now come with informercials?

There is something about the delivery here that makes me think of Cameron Esposito, EVEN THOUGH Joan is talking about finding a man and Cameron is talking about the (literal) ins and outs of lesbianism. Perhaps they were both risque for their time.

Normally I get irritated when people nay say long awaited progress. But fuck, it took them THIS long to figure out that it's not cool to post upskirt photos or private images from teenage girls? I hope they get sued into obliteration.

I was recently at a wedding wherein the bride's father gave a long and painful speech about her FIRST husband. Asshole, this event is not about you and your hurt feelings because someone besmirched your family's moral opposition to divorce. Shut the fuck up and smile.

There IS totally a Venn Diagram of overlap. I agree.

Who is this?

I agree, but also if furniture buffers give the parents a bit of breathing space, I'm all for it. Maybe mom or dad wants to run to the kitchen to get a glass of water, or take a bathroom break. It's just not possible to watch your kids all the time, and for those moments it's good to have a few safety barriers.

Title aside, she could do better.

You have not had my rosemary shortbread cookies, which are amazing.

I was recently bequeathed several boxes of Savannah Smiles, the pity party of Girl Scout Cookies. But I have to say that I made the best of the situation and ate them with delicious pots of ginger tea. It worked out quite well. They are most definitely better than Trefoils though, so I am going to have to take deep…

Dear Anne would have dominated English royalty if only she had sported a more punk rock style.

The big thing I noticed is the predominance of screens. More screen space = greater workflow efficiency. Have you noticed that? I agree with the experts that say one of the few tried and true ways to increase efficiency is to get a second monitor.

Gosh, that's terrible.

I really wanted PJ Harvey and Nick Cave to be the eternal it couple. They were together, like, less than a year? I don't know. They were over before I even heard about it.

We're going to need you to register with our offenders list. Local police enforcement will be by shortly to take your name and make sure that there are no pets or children under your care.

Artemis, you have to be a team player. You can't sex him up when he's dressed like that. It's only when we work together that we overcome society's most serious problems.