Agreed! And her costars aren't too shabby either. For instance, I've been told that Sharon Osbourne is the actual reason why her husband's career was so successful. She managed him and probably helped manage their money. (Osbourne's supposed net worth is $220 million.) I kind of suspect that without her he'd be living…

I am deadly serious. We need an app for this.

The thing I like about Amber's style is that she pulls off something unique. Most women — even with the same body — would look awkward or trashy. She looks like a deity.

If there is a restaurant or coffee shop with two single-toilet restrooms and they are labeled by gender, I tend to use whichever stall is available, and it's with these particular social mores in mind. Hopefully people will eventually quit worrying about it if we all just disregard the rule.

The University where I went to school had couches in the powder room. The same could not be said for the men's room. And as a lady, I can tell you quite the opposite.

Yes. And being forced to hold your urine for 8 hours because you are terrified of the fallout of going into a public stall, well, if you haven't experienced it, then you don't know what you're talking about.

Agreed, although I have seen some of the things that happen in men's restrooms; pee ALL over the walls. And I'm talking about a reasonably nice coffee shop, not the Conoco gas station.

Getting attacked in the bathroom due to your gender status is not a first-world problem. It's a problem.

The world is not set up to take care of your passing emotions.

Would you even be saying this if it were a man?

Just because a woman has kids doesn't mean she stops being a person with sexual habits and interests. Sex: it's that thing that almost everyone in the world has.

You're making this a personal thing when what I'm actually saying is that SNL doesn't necessarily mold talent.

Andy Samberg is making an extremely mediocre sitcom. Kristen Wiig hasn't done much worth mentioning since Bridesmaids, which she completed while she was still a regular cast member of SNL. I truly love her as a comedian, but there's no guarantee that she'll get to do projects that match her talent.

Well, it certainly makes the issue clear as day: We don't care about rape unless you rape, like, a TON of people. We're talking Costco wholesale levels of rape.

Jenny Slate has cemented the standard. The goal is no longer to be on SNL. The goal is to be fired from SNL so that you can move on to better things. Through an odd series of twists and turns, Saturday Night Live has become The Establishment, which molds most of its comedians into sitcom comedy widgets. And while it…

Excellent! Glad to see Jessica Williams is succeeding at her job despite the obvious setback of being a woman.

Does Gawker Media keep track of when we star an article? Because I gave this one a star based on the title alone. I feel guilty, but still. It's a legit statement.

Wow, Evan Rachel Wood is radiant!

Whenever I hear a friend worry about "overtipping" I always wonder what they mean. Is the waitress going to flee the scene and retire to Maui? No? I think it's okay. An extra dollar or even ten bucks is going to preserve their sanity, not pay for a stretch limo.

My guess is that he will make a public statement in his own due time that will shame Cardinal Judgypants like never before. He's got a way with words.

By the way, my Catholic and extremely strong-willed grandmother is waiting in heaven for him and she wants a few words. You do not want to get on her bad side. (Ha! Just…