I wonder if Chris Rock's new-found feminism is based on his outspoken devotion to his two daughters, as I suspect it was for Judd Apatow. (Maybe they both want to contribute to a world wherein their loved ones are valued for something other than the seven-year time span from seventeen to twenty-two.) Either way I'll…

I love the way he struts off stage. Burn it down! Prince has left the building. The show is over.

That's an example of a well set up joke. It works on two levels, just as you say, Burt. You don't need to understand the subtext to get it, just in the same way that you don't need to watch old films to enjoy Looney Tunes. Looking at that joke (and remembering Tracy Morgan's excellent delivery) is like looking at a…

Mark, you know old saying, "If you can't say anything nice come sit next to me"? Yes. I need four or five of you in my life.

I completely believe that Martha and Gwyneth invented this WWF style vendetta in order to drum up free press. So yes, the brunch wars would be quite wonderful.

Accurate! But don't forget the lessons of Lyndon Johnson. He was as ruthless as they come, but he had a point to his presidency. (And if anyone could be said to be the template for House of Cards it would be Johnson.) It will be interesting to see if Frank has anything to contribute other than will to power.

I don't know about that. But I will say that I felt that tap in the very pit of my stomach.

Nope.

I was going to mention Cosby, but the way I remembered it, lots of black Americans made a point of telling him that he didn't speak for them.

You watched the Kirk Cameron movie preview?! ***hugs***

I both love his commentary and feel strange about America's need to have black ambassadors. It's obviously a necessity, but it's also a sign of deeper problems.

One of my lifelong goals is to never become the target of Spike Lee's displeasure. Therefore, I have to add that in every other way I respect this leading light of cinematography. ***bows obsequiously***

I make a distinction between what pops photographically vs. what works in person. Red carpet fashion is gimmicky for a reason, to mollify the paparazzi. But if I saw this in person I'd probably be stunned into silence. This is both a lovely and imposing look, which is the aesthetic you want as a director.

Drake auditions to replace Spike Lee as basketball's most irksome celebrity superfan, obviously has a long way to go.

I have no idea what the British legal system says, but in America (alternately spelled M-u-r-i-c-a) her record would ruin most of her future job opportunities as well. Go insane once and pay for it for the rest of your life. Spectacular.

Titty chips!!!!!!

They're like Lucille and Ethel, but with weed, and without those stupid fucking husbands.

I've found a consistent theme within certain kinds of relationships. When one partner is jealously trying to prevent their S.O. from enjoying outside influences — relatives, friends, book clubs — chances are it's the jealous partner that is actually most prone to stray. In short, they are projecting.

Sometimes for funsies I try to guess; how low can these YouTube comments go? It's impossible to lower your standards enough.

Whatever the case I would not pray to Jesus to be moved out of the grays.