I'm just kidding.
Kids ruin everything.
I've been looking for a place to make this comment. Late last night I read Kathleen Hale's article. On the one hand, I am in no rush to make girl talk with her. She sounds like the kind of person capable of swallowing others whole with drama.
But showing naked women all the time in various states of undress, that's normal. Rest assured, we are bored as shit with being examined and judged, both on television and in real life.
"I'm confused by the people who focus on the reviewer's online pseud. Listen, I hate to say this, but my name isn't actually 'Ashinae.'"
The question at some point is whether or not the person had an "incident" or a stream of incidents of which only one was discovered. I mean, if Bill Murray is accused of spousal abuse, did he have a misunderstanding with a frustrated wife, or was it something more? It's hard to know with certainty. (But we are all…
I've gone in a slightly different route. Now I just plain question anybody with that much media pull. Oh, you're a beloved personality known throughout the world? Why, that's practically synonymous with being a sexual deviant. Why do you require all this adoration? Must have a lot of bodies to bury.
During the computer game version of The Walking Dead someone says something like, (paraphrasing) "You're not young, or old, or smart, or strong. You're just alive." And that's how I feel about the story. It's fun to ponder the various character personalities. Daryl is the brooding badass. Eugene is the clumsy brain.…
I think you are absolutely right, but I am keeping my prognostications conservative. At best we can just hope that eating rancid ka-Bob makes the Termites sick. But rarely are things in the zombie apocalypse that simple (unless we're talking about a certain propane tank and a measly little fire cracker, but whatevs. I…
I was just attempting to cover a roughly parallel issue on Crosstalk. (Written but not sent.) It is time that writers and celebrities nut up and move on about negative comments. We are not here to blindly mau mau everything you do. If you want that, start a cult. I am so bored with actors and whoever else that get…
It sounds like she doesn't really understand the larger world of the internet. I'm continually amazed to see my friends' mothers trying to have public conversations with their children on Facebook. For instance, I see my friends get into debates with their parents online all the time. The context is irrelevant — they…
I've heard arguments on both sides now and I've reached the point that a parent has when they are tired of their two children arguing for hours on end. BOTH OF YOU STOP.
Oh! Wow. I just looked at the Google image search for their wedding. It actually looked fun and not some boring fameball pageant. There were lots of good comedians there, too. Hat tip to Amber!
Also, based exclusively on that photo, I think her father is a Time Lord.
More famous than you or I. Let's put it that way.
When I was a kid McRibs were my favorite. So imagine my surprise when I tried one out again three years ago and found out that they tasted like BBQ cardboard. What happened? Were they always this bad? (I spent almost 16 years as a vegetarian, so I had a long process of rediscovering meat.
Replaying the murder coverup is starting to get on my nerves. Times like this, I don't know where to point the finger, but the murder plot is a mix of bad writing and bad acting. As far as I'm concerned, they can all go to jail. There's no one to emotionally invest in, not even the kid with the puppy dog eyes. He's…