“Let me think it over will ya, Charlie? I got another guy on the line about some white walls.”

Or maybe this guy?

Wait, I think I got it, guys. He’s calling wresting fake.

idk probably for the same reason they call car chases in movies “car chases” instead of “scripted car movements designed to look like a chase”????

Because they are having matches in the context of the fictional television storyline. QED.

Because not everyone is such a twat.

I worked in the family diner for years, and have heard two of these. Granted, it was a Midwest diner, not your classic east-coast spot, but still.

#92 on the Bears started calling for help also.

The theme yesterday was, “How dare the Cubs celebrate on our home field! The classy Cardinals would never do that to another team!”

I told you guys that 2017 couldn’t be all bad.

He’ll get like a 2 game suspension and a week from now some poor bastard will get 4 games for smoking weed, and shithead fans will nod, thankful that justice was done.

They lost to the Iowa Cubs, essentially.

Have you tried the Mark Eden Bust Developer?:

Well because in America the historical order of important things is:

Glad to be of service! I’ve been there, posting shit and wondering when the penny’s going to drop.

That’s not bloody surprising, man…

In addition to Russians, I’m also scared of South Africans.

Without that scene, an entire generation of thinkpieces were strangled in the digital womb

So you’re basically saying that he’s a human being with problems and not a mythological deity of some sort? Huh...