I got suspended in 8th grade for rubbing my man nipples behind a substitute teacher to distract my fellow student while he was getting yelled at.

My buddy was house sitting in high school, so naturally he threw a party. Me and my other friend split a handle of smirnoff vodka and drunkenly hid it as we thought other people were stealing some sips. We both puked, passed out, and woke up the next day and left thinking we drank the rest of the half gallon. Little…