“shivered like a dog passing a peach pit”

You have not lived if, while waiting at a stoplight with a hangover and mildly murderous intent, you have not seen the rear windshield of a 15 year-old Subaru disintegrate and fall into the hatch after an onslaught of bass. It is one of the few occasions in life where schadenfreude truly is life-affirming. Still…

I am genuinely curious about why this is a big enough thing for you that you would modify your car to have it. To me, something like this is pretty minor! Like, sticking a key in and turning it is barely more effort than pushing a button. The button is nice, the button is more “modern,” but it’s really not much…

When people can’t distract themselves with trips to Beaches and pounding drinks at Olive Garden they’re forced to sit around and confront their lives. A fate worse than death.

How can people be sofa king stupid that they can’t do without a holiday vacation or visit for one fucking year?

If World War II had happened with the selfish population of today that’s unwilling to lift a single goddamn finger for the greater good, we’d have had our asses kicked.

Maybe as a teenager he’ll develop a mean coke habit and go through girlfriends faster than Biebs, but yeah his life seems pretty grand.  

So much wrong here. A shocking amount, really.

Every single car does this automatically. It’s how defroster settings work.

Over here, such a case would be thrown out if the driver is not recognizable, if the driver doesn’t claim it’s him in the video, or if his car’s plates or another highly unique thing aren’t in shot.
And that’s how it should be. Else, the guy making the video could say that i was the person driving a rented audi/lambo…

“where the buildings lining the park’s entry avenue have smaller features on the second floors than on the first”

That’s for what? Headlight bulb replacement?

involves cutting a giant hole in the hull.

Time to go all Keith Moon on it.

NY had those cool statue of liberty plates

Or send your testicles into your throat when the car has been sitting outside overnight in the winter.

The cloth is better.

It’s a potentially explosive market.

Less things in our life should be considered disposable, our cars least of all. I have a 30 year old toaster works perfectly. Shouldn't our cars last at least that long. If not for us at least for the environment. 

I’m gonna grab some 1/8" steel and my Harbor Freight welder and GO TO TOWN.

I love having a vehicle old enough that my “right to repair” is only governed by other jobs my wife might have waiting for me.