Hes gonna miss a field goal in the NFC Championship

I got another $10 that says he breaks his knee first.

Friday 11:41am

I got $10 that says ‘Ol Kurt breaks your soul at some point. 

And I’m sure that’s exactly what she was trying to say in between her Pall Mall-tainted spittle attacks.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

How could they leave out my Terrap-

I hope he can get his old job back at Dunder-Mifflin.

the big ten lost in that partnership too. bringing on a greatly diminished maryland program (probably due to the reasons you just listed) and the bloated corpse that is rutgers...all because they wanted more of a ‘presence’ on the east coast, whatever the fuck that means.

Yep. Maryland in the B1G makes so little sense; they’re a long, long way from the mid-90's crazy intense rivalries with UNC and Duke. UVA has taken that role from them and Maryland’s stuck in the B1G gutter.

Millennials. They just don’t get it. Their sole function in life is to please older folks, no matter what. I don’t understand what is so hard to understand about that. Just do your job. Be on time.

Fans in Brooklyn usually see the Nets cut down most nights around 7:30 or so.

If the baby is not Kraft’s, I’m just going to assume that means the father is Antonio Cromartie.

Hey, Mr. Kraft.... can we take our Myra patches off now? It getting a little weird.

Now we know why Malcolm Butler was benched!

Fuck you. You just called down upon them the Curse o’ Les Boulez!

He believes things have gotten worse since corporal punishment in schools was eliminated.

Why does he hate this country so much?

GERRRRRRRR CAN’T TAKEMY GUNZ LIBS. 2nD AMANDMENT, WHAT ABOUT CHICAGO??