Its a good thing he’s wearing his trusty cup...uh..lol Mets again right?!

Her name was Wilson.

Amen! Hallelujah! Holy shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

The other witness, Drez Bryant, didnt want to be interviewed.

Mitt screaming whose yer daddy probably caused confusion with the Utah crowd.

He’s got mouths to food!

We can assume none of the dads is named Stanley nor ever will be.

All you Cavs fans ever talk about is trying to salvahe.

*skims article lightly* So why did he punch the bulldog?

Not with that attitude.

Thats more of a poop bourguignon.

You call that a poop souffle?

Well the heavy mallot should keep his arms strong.

“We’ve be having some fun”. Can we translate that into Latin? Much better motto.

I despise Trump but this picture clearly belongs on a bill or a coin.

Don’t blame Kapler. The names have all changed since he hung around.

+69

You mean wrong the ship?

If only old whats-his-face hadn’t got hurt we woulda been there!

And I thought Maryland’s switch to the Big 10 was a clusterfuck. Never mind!