Never fully understood Sarah Connor until today.

We sure showed them!

Wrong font.

Apple or nuclear core?

You probably just need to know the difference between butter and I Can’t Believe Its Not Butter.

Well Buffalo? You’ve clearly been called out here.

We both know these children have no future!

Pierce: Good morning is this Sal’s Famous? I’d like to know why my picture is still not on the wall!

I’m still protesting no George Muresan jersey.

Coach Ewing, will you please stop calling me Starks? I dont even know what a Starks is.

Well done!

Deadspin. Lets face it, this blog is a shell of its former self. And the hot take mouthbreather commenters from ESPN, Barstool, etc have replaced the amazing, hysterical witty commentariat. Maybe AJ will come back to save and then kill it again.

They can give him Johnny Manziel’s old locker unless he’s living in it now.

Here comes the monaaaay!

Papi, what do you think of Skipper’s resignation?

Stop calling them “broad” interpretations! They are woman interpretations! Geez!

Bububububu stop. My penis can only get so erect.

You’re under sex arrest. You have the right to remain sexy. Anything you touch can and will be held against you in a court of sex.

Snitchers welcomed.

ABC Entertainment Director: Get Bronson Pinchot on the line. I have an idea for a reboot of Perfect Strangers. Balki had two children with a black woman in Chicago who have come to live with their father. The twist is they can play basketball! LaVar Ball will play the US coach that helps Balki coach the kids and…