I have never seen spite explained in so many different ways.

Huh. I thought Chip Kelly had to go because his planet needed him.

Now we can finally get back to the important questions like whether Westworld robots poop or not

The Raiders are high on McGloin

Do not touch or pet the Romo.

Huh, I thought they called him Mr. Mean because he was average.

Tens of fans partied like there was no tomorrow.

You didn’t breed yet, did you?

What did think he meant when he kept saying let’s go get slushies?

These. Games. Have. Taken. Their. Toll. On. Me.

Dude slapped like a lady.

I don’t think Octomom is an NFL fan.

I’ve been everwhere, man.

I’m investing in the new metal lunch pail factory.

Great idea Mr. Royal! I’ve put NFL stadiums in Brockway, Ogdenville and North Haverbrook and by gum it put them on the map!

You have 30 minutes to move your dead deer before its towed.

Must be read aloud in Mutombo voice.

Damn Gawker Illegals.

Nah.