About 19.

Pepe: I will start the feats of strength!

Family, religion, friendship. These are the 3 demons you must slay to be successful.

T-Sizzle caught on and started leaving his unwanted illigitimate kids with Ravens employees.

But to fit in Woody Allen’s mouth you’d have be small like a child and...oh.

Getting caught in the gears of a combine. Now that’s how I wanna go.

Final Score: Hapoel Jerusalem 96 Palestine Pacers 2 after the Palestinians were immediately ejected.

You rang?

Left my rule book in El Segundo.

You want me to speak to the children of peasants at their school? Are you sure?

Thank you Ashley. You’re my new Nate Silver. Seriously, fuck that guy.

Albert Haynesworth award winner.

First Take vs. Second Take? Didnt we just go through that horryfying shit show on Tuesday?

You know what the need? Gorillas that love mongoose meat.

Last night would have been perfect to put the monorail on the ballot.

The country needs funny mischevious bears today more than ever.

Oh boy, here comes the rich white guy bashing. *lights cigar with $100 bill*

Trollers troll?

I wonder if she’s cool changing the Wizards back to the Bullets though.

Waiting for Goff, man.