Whenever I check in with the gun-toting nuts on my Facebook feed, their posts are all centered around the idea that gun owners are extremely responsible and competent individuals. After all, they know the technical difference between a rifle and and assault rifle, so only their opinions are valid, right? They know how…

Did not a single sorority sister have a gun of their own on them? So tragic and so easily prevented with just another gun.

He looks weirder than Benedict Cumberbatch. B seems like a nice guy and its obviously a talented actor but I just don’t understand how women find him physically attractive.

I still can’t bring myself to care about Eddie Redmayne

To be fair, Jamie Foxx played someone legendary. Even with his struggles, the film did a good job portraying Ray Charles as a well-rounded person who eventually triumphed over addiction. But for the rest...right on the money.

The African Americans who’ve won Oscars, and the role they played.

Hattie McDaniel - a slave

BUT they all speak with British accents to indicate that it’s set in parts exotic!

Yep. Why is white skin treated as the default? Even for Egyptian gods.

Awwww, thank you! In contrast to the lack of class I am showing in this thread, I just had a delightful roasted red pepper, goat cheese, onion and basil sammich on ciabatta. With balsamic and capers. Basically food is the best part of the world.

Meacle Hhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhwip.

Prior to my current person of interest, I’ve primarily had an open relationship with pizza. I guess in our case it’s a menage a trois since he also enjoys pizza.

Hey, they could wear matching Klan outfits during their wedding on Hitler’s birthday at a restricted country club!

Those Orgonian Y’all Queda members now have a place to find true love.

“Billboards are expensive.” I love this lady.

Stop peeping on me!

I had working parents and was an active kid, back in olden times before cell phones existed. And I turned out ok, and so did my friends. The “neccesity’ of cell phones is totally fake, created by Steve Jobs so you would make him a zillionaire. Like, what would happen if we did not have cell phones? We would all be…

My asshole cat will pee on any laundry left out on the floor or anywhere she can reach. It has to be hung up or in a hamper. That cured us of leaving laundry out! Want her? I'll sub her out for 6 month contracts. ;)

Don’t worry, Rocco, just wait until you’re 24 and you can lie in bed on a Sunday morning, eating three different types of cake for breakfast and resenting the fucked up relationship with food you have as a result of your mother’s crazy diet restrictions. Or something.

I...fully support a kid not getting an iPhone till after they’re 15

I know! I even heard Geddy Lee talking about how excited he was to see more and more women coming to Rush concerts in recent years. When I saw them in June, I’d say a good 1/3rd of the audience were female. It was great! But people in high school always made me feel like a huge geek for what I listened to, Rush…