hard cider! and doing one of those dinners where I just eat some random things from the fridge until I’m full... oops.

Hey Jezzies, whatcha drinking? Fruit2o and codeine cough syrup for this little lady. Into the final stretch of my Twilight Zone marathon! I finally got some sleep last night, so I was able to watch a ton of them without commercials. Because my dumb ass DVRed them, despite owning them on DVD. I’m doing my life wrong…

Thank you. Happy new year to you also.

I’ll be colouring a comic tomorrow, but that’s because I’ve been putting it off literally for months. D:

I... don’t know. You’re drinking the wrong champagnes maybe?

Happy New Year! :)

Oh no! I hope your mom feels better soon. That sounds terrible. :(

Your grandparents out drank the rest of the adults? I am impressed.

For the first time in 20 years, I’m at my own house and not sitting in my in-law’s den, bored to fucking tears. Unfortunately, it’s because one of my dogs had ACL surgery Tuesday and I’m here taking care of her. Just poured a glass of wine, and I’m hoping I don’t have to sleep on the floor with her again tonight,…

Seriously FUCK 2015.

Jezebel, I am having a really shitty day and need to vent. I spent most of the day in the ER with my mom because she was in horrible pain and we thought she might have some broken ribs from a fall. She’s a total badass who deals with awful chronic pain, so when she says the pain is a 23, you fucking snap to it. I…

My fam is partying with my 95 year old grandparents in FL tonight! Obviously they have already drunk the other adults out of contention.

That is the worst, when you cook for someone and you know damn well it turned out great, and they don’t even appreciate it. URGE TO KILL.

Thirding that. A nap should be refreshing, right? But half the time it just blows your whole day!

I’m at home, playing card games and board games with my family.

Hubs and I are super boring. We’re watching the Simpsons marathon on Fx (finished watching Mad Men earlier and yes we didn’t like the finale), and will be cooking, grilling, and spending a quiet evening with the dog. There may be board games involved.

Happy NYE Jezzies! Going to a party with my SO tonight, if I can rally and get out of my PJs. There’s a large buffet, and free champagne at midnight. And I got a sparkly dress for Christmas that I can wear. And my nails are done. So...probably going?

Had terrible cramps today, so didn’t do much of anything. The partner and I took a two-hour nap and now we feel logy and out of it. Why do naps always seem like a good idea but turn out horribly?

2015 decided it hadn’t shat on me quite enough and couldn’t leave without one more hit, so it slammed me with an almost $1000 car repair bill I absolutely couldn’t afford today after I got stranded on the side of the highway in the pouring rain last night. Fuck you too, 2015. I won’t miss you.

I’m home sick. I woke up this morning freezing and nothing I did could make me warm; pjs, socks, hoodie, 2 comforters and the heater on. I took my temp and it was 101.2 degrees. I’ve woken up in the middle of the night the last 2 nights with a killer headache and this morning pow weak, feeling fuzzy, wanting to hurl.…