Shit, I’d absolutely write it. Throw in some Freudian bullshit, ties to Walt’s anti-Semitism, how Donald being pantsless was him pulling the pants off of Ub Iwerks by screwing him over with the whole Mickey Mouse deal, and I think we could have ourselves a winner.

This is the best. It’s everything.

This can be arranged.

I have been “over” Oprah’s weight fluctuation since I hit puberty and realized that weight fluctuates on females! I know there’s dollar signs behind why she does things like this, but really, for being fucking OPRAH she doesn’t need to worry about her weight and neither should her devoted followers. The really…

I love this so much and I want it on a T-shirt.

Weight Watchers is a great program and it helps a lot of people. I applaud anyone who wants to try living a healthier life. I can’t help but be disappointed, however, that with all Oprah has accomplished in her life, her damn weight is still such a point of emphasis with her. In a similar vein, every time I see a…

I haven’t actually seen the commercials yet, but I *did* start doing Weight Watchers in October. I’m down 15lbs already. It really is a lot of common sense, but there’s something about the structure that is working for me. Well, the structure and the fact that there aren’t “forbidden” foods, because the spectre of…

Because diets fail, and when they do, people regain the weight plus some. It’s an almost entirely futile effort for most people. That is a straight-up FACT. Better is to focus on exercising, eating healthily, and doing what you can to maintain health. Dieting doesn’t achieve that for most people for very long.

She’s a billionaire bc she doesn’t keep much to herself. She’s one of the most beloved, successful, self-made people in the world and you’re questioning her? She’s known for helping and inspiring millions. That’s kinda her thing.

I know at one point in the 1980s she lost the weight for health reasons, but I always felt she is one of those women who looks better when a bit on the zaftig side.

My diet resolution for the new year...

Consider yourself spared.

someone better post a puppy in a onsie or I’m gonna scream and die

Wookies are well known perverts, that’s an agreed-upon fact.

Donald Duck is John Stamos

And why does Donald Duck wear a towel around his waist when he gets out of the shower, but otherwise not wear pants?

Donald being pantsless is disturbing. He wears a shirt, but he has no pants! He’s like the Fernwood Flasher.

Is that why he prefers walking around on all fours with a collar and is a mute?

Pluto’s into some weird shit.

According to a comic I saw on the internet, Pluto’s just a kinky fucker.

I TAKE THAT BACK

THE REAL QUESTION IS

Why does Goofy, a dog, can wear pants....why does Pluto, also a dog, not?

Where are Donald’s pants?

Just what are they trying to pull here, anyways?!