My grandpa found a high school class ring in a restaurant parking lot back in the 80s. He played guitar and sang in Mexican restaurants for a living and he was playing at this place pretty regularly at the time. But the owner was a jerk who my grandpa knew would just pawn it, so instead he held onto it and checked in…

As a food scientist, I can tell you that sex is extremely important in food preparation. It’s not a matter of gender; it’s entirely biological. A few science facts:

I'm confused because I'm fucking freezing. Women are supposed to be warmer?

Between that and the bit about menstral cycles, I need to ask: um, guys, is there a part of making sushi where you shove it in your vagina? Because if so, I’ve been doing this all wrong.

Seriously. If I rolled my eyes any harder over that I would have fallen over backwards.

My mother never wore hers. My dad asked her not to. She had a habit of taking it off and playing with it at the movies,and after the second time she dropped it in the dark and he looked for it on his hands and knees, he asked her to please not wear it any more.

The jeweler who my husband had design my ring told me that if I ever take it off to wash my hands then it goes in my mouth until I dry them. I'm just waiting for an earthquake and I swallow it.

*buys ring*

Considering the Mrs’ reaction? Yep...

If she’s getting sick over the accidental loss of a ring, I shudder to think what “richer and poorer, in sickness and in health” is going to do to her.

Yep. Smart man.

So we all agree that he went out and had a copy made, right?

A+ for use of the passive voice, Chicago police. “The police shot and killed a mentally ill teenager and an unrelated woman” sounds a lot worse than “the accidental discharging of the officer’s weapon, resulting in the fatal wounding of two individuals.” Man, I hate it when my weapon just spontaneously discharges,…

thank you, boogaloo! merry christmas!

I think mine saw it as a big thing that they moved away from the Church because it didn’t reflect their ideals and then for me to want to go back was a slap in the face.

Don’t know who the kitten is but he sure is cute.

omg!!! gah. Just exploded from the cute. Who’s kitteh?

Thank you :)

I can’t drink Gatorade after having to chug it for a colonoscopy. Coconut water though- maybe I’ll try some of that! And thank you. Santa treated me very well.