Starts *and* ends.

I’m a middle-aged man. My team had a few OTs these last playoffs and I literally covered my eyes in dread every time the other team came over the blue-line and kind of peeked through my fingers like a little girl at a horror movie. I pace at each whistle. And there is nothing, absolutely fucking nothing in sports that…

You’re right, you are a Jerry.

Obligatory:

Also: playoff hockey is the most intense thing in sports and will absolutely wreck you in the best possible way if you have a rooting interest. Every single fucking second can be ecstasy or disaster.

Bob Cole, although often unsure of exactly which player has the puck or which team for that matter and seconds behind the play for the most part is still “the best” play by kind of play guy in hockey. Could be retired this year though for all I know. Lol Still loved he and Harry Neale together. And as a Leafs fan Joe…

Aidan Girduckis and Mel Melconian look promising imo

Be honest Lauren- do you and Barry have your own hockey-chat only Slack where you go deep on Canadian Junior Hockey prospects and debate the who the best third line center is?

If you’re honestly associating anything the guys on Pardon My Take do with anything else that happens at Barstool, you’re clearly ignorant to the subject.

Yes.

Steve Mason played like a man possessed... by the ghost of Ondrej Pavelec.

McDavid owned the Flames so much last night he’s already complaining about a lack of public financing for their new stadium.

#wokeland

Where you from? Oakland, smokin...

Taking a knee is one thing. But all those baseball players grabbing their crotches and spitting during the anthem was mighty disrespectful.

West Coast, Best Coast.

There mere fact that she calls “making love” “paw paw” tells me she’s not ready.

I’m not one to call some lady I’ve never met—or even heard of until now—a liar, but, umm...this:

I’ll wait for one of the kids to break through and win something before getting my hopes up...that last generation seemed to fall through the cracks without winning anything (although with Medveded and Raonic and others only being about 26, there is still time for them to win a couple). But i’m hopeful. And as a…

He looks fast! Between Shapovalov and Tiafoe, the “next gen” movement seems like it will include a couple of very good movers along with the Tall Guy (but also very mobile!) crowd. Although Tiafoe lost and Kyrgios and Zeverev disappointed, the way this hardcourt season has gone you can finally start to see what…