Go directly to hell, you absolute nightmare of a person.

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

Jyrki Lumme. Just such a great name. My older brother and I loved the Canucks when we were lil pups in the early 90s, and Lumme’s funny-sounding name surely played a role in that love. (So did a young Russian guy named Pavel.) We also both loved Kirk McLean despite the fact that he was a pretty whatever goalie.

The Hartford Whalers.

If you’re a man...

Counting down the days before PMT breaks off from Barstool. The writing is on the wall.

i know im an idiot but i understand like fuckin beyblade better than i understood the first half of this article. god bless samer

both were in on this call and were funny but this article fails to mention that for some reason...

This beef between Samer vs Barstool fuedmight be the most entertaining “no, MY irrelevant humor as a sports site is the better form of humor!” beef in modern internet times.

Completely believable that Clay Travis would be one of the Barstool Readers who complain about it “going liberal”.

Idk, I kinda think PFT and Big Cat are funny. I like their podcast. I haven’t worn boat shoes since I left Maryland.

“Barstool Sports, a website for people who never wash their boat shoes”

Also the best soccer quote of all time.

This was good:

A few things here.

My wife knew someone who named their boys Jack and Daniel.

Between my wife, myself and my newborn son we have 23 of the 26 letters of the alphabet covered in our full names. Only missing M, Q and Z. Obviously our next child will be named Mozambique.

Deisel, Sketch, Midnight etc can't be good human names because, get this, they are already names for other things. If a name has an x or a z or more than 3 syllables or any association with some pop culture crap like Twilight then it also sucks.

Mike and Ike

Aaron and Erin.