The good news is that Sarah’s now qualified for so many other jobs that require a straight face, like...

We are truly through the looking glass. These women are complaining to the people they’ve built their lives on oppressing that those they’ve oppressed haven’t welcomed them in a warm enough embrace. With a straight fucking face.

Welcome to the Middle American paradox. I’ve been saying this for years: to many of these people, hatred of the other is more important than their own well-being.

I can’t imagine people saying “We’d like to talk to you about your treatment of Jews. Have you considered not doing those things?”

I have ZERO sympathy for most farmers.

Well according to that gay-hating-bakers court case this is legal to do now.

I feel the need to repeat what I said to a bawling coworker who fucked up bad but swore she was the victim:

And we hate him right back!

I am so fucking tired.

Related: As a white person who grew up poor and then got my ass educated and into decent field after taking a look at my family (but who has lived in the evil city all her life), I am sick and goddamned tired of poor white people giving up on themselves, refusing to adapt, having hoardes of children who are not…

There’s only one correct way to describe coitus:

Oh my god, stop saying “bang.”

More like Pooperintendent amirite

Yeah you’d think one of these days the devil would come to collect

Yes, it’s in Austin. If you’ve ever been there, you understand why. Frankly, I suspect this program was initiated precisely to combat the sorts of toxic masculinity that were arriving each fall from elsewhere in Texas.

Because it’s on women perpetually to fix this problem. Seriously, “it’s not helping” and “adds to the problem” is bullshit. The onus is not on women to prove they don’t deserve to be murdered after a millenia of being murdered. That’s the same bullshit as demanding that oppressed peoples don’t get angry about their…

I read an article last week where the author stated, “The American Dream is the most cruel thing that has ever happened to the white male. All his life he’s been taught that he just has to SHOW UP and he gets a beautiful wife, smart kids, a nice house and a decent job where everyone respects him. Women, people of…

Are you a Starbucks stockholder? If not, what is your motivation to be fair to a corporate entity when the facts show the company’s employees were treating potential customers unfairly? This is not a normal, empathetic reaction. Anytime you can think the thought, “the staffer should not have discriminated against the…

I'm pleased to report I did not get ghosted! And we're getting dinner Friday night :)

waiiiit a second - are you all DUDES????