This Manfred guy is blinded by the light, mann

During that awesome Home Run Derby, and the new era of dingerball, I kept thinking to myself, “You know what would make this more fun? Math!”

“We’re here to honor both baseball’s unwritten rules and America’s fallen heroes.” - New Era Cap Co.

I can’t even tell the teams apart because of those stupid fucking uniforms.

Matt Harvey’s next start

So Walton was just trying to use the Five-Point Palm Exploding Heart Technique and missed his mark a bit. Things are starting to make more sense.

Um no, a signal light does not give the driver the right to cut in, drive through or turn into anything.