Based on what we’ve seen on the show, I really don’t think Sandoval is interested in men in any way. Maybe “culturally gay” is the right term for him? Or not...

And the manufactured drama with “ZOMG nanny hitting on my husband!”.

Between the stuff she has been saying and her attention whore daughter trying to launch a lifestyle brand, I think Tim Robbins is just glad he peaced out before all of this.

At this point Ivanka could probably bolster her brand by breaking with her dad so I’m going to assume she basically believes/agrees with most of the things he does.

I don’t have Instagram, so I had to Google. That is fucked up. Anne Frank quotes as pithy twee memes is tacky and disrespectful.

Just to be clear, from Ivanka’s perspective, Nordstrom, Neiman-Marcus, and TJMaxx-Marshalls are the Axis powers?

“Then again, she just Instagrammed an Anne Frank quote...so maybe not.” Shut.Up.

I think my fave part of Melissa’s Spicey skit was when she turned the press room into QVC for Ivanka’s crap.

The funny thing is I’m actually in the wedding industry. It was cheaper to do a more traditional thing than a family only half-assed elopement (the closest thing to elopement we could have gotten away with with our families) with help/favors/gifts from friends. So we were kind of stuck doing that. The actual wedding…

Weddings suck. I hated planning my wedding and couldn’t wait for it all to be over. It is just not my game. I also felt weird when everyone did that “OMGYOUREENGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGEDHOWEXCITINGOMGOMG!!!!!!!” and I was pretty meh about it. Marriage has been pretty great though. I’m really good at that part.

It’s so mean. So pointlessly petty and ungracious and arrogant and cruel and small. Really, really small.

Speed has stood the test of time.

The Point Break/Speed years *in particular* were...

So many conflicting Rob Lowe stories out there!

I totally get that. She’s not a physically unattractive person but she looks mean.

I’ll probably get shit for this, but she’s so ugly on the inside, it is totally reflected in her appearance. She’s a monster, I know one of her former assistants and it’s not pretty.

I love Jules, she’s not afraid to take on the gorgon that is bethany.

It’s nice that Lowe just drove by them and tweeted, you know, without actually offering to help. Fuck off you hack.

Or tropical vibes!! Which makes me think she really didn’t know she wasn’t on an island 😕😕

See, all this could’ve been solved by ‘Beach vibes.’ Khloe, let me ghostwrite your tweets.