You’re doing god’s work here.

For god’s sake, it’s one of the first things we teach our toddlers... Keep. Your. Hands. To. Yourself.

This is from Trump’s perspective. I mean, he’s a grown man who calls people “haters” on Twitter.

Absolutely. And I hope Obama doesn’t blame himself in any way, because that takedown was epic and Trump totally had it coming.

Exactly. And the Obama’s friends are some of the most talented, powerful and well-liked people in the world. The real deal.

For sure.

Was about to say.

Believe it or not, out of all of Trump’s kids, Ivanka bothers me the most. Because she can actually pass as normal.

He absolutely wouldn’t be able to keep up.

And a lab worker accidentally dropped a stale Cheeto into the machine.

It’s not a Lemon party without old Dick.

“I just want to put some little pants on someone.”

Rudy Giuliani is not a good mayor... He’s a good mayor ‘cause his city was bombed. I like mayors whose cities weren’t bombed, okay?

Let’s not get crazy...

YES. So much this. Because that is what guys like Trump will actually hear. They’ve already shown, time and again, that women (daughters, wives, coworkers) don’t matter.

God yes.

Probably to prevent Trump from claiming his chair was sabatoged, thus affecting his debate performance.

There are so many great khaleesi quotes that Hillary could appropriate in this debate.

I mean, it’s Kid 101.

His personality defect prevents him from admitting he’s ever wrong. He literally can not get the words out.