Or in the words of Michael Scott, “BFD engaged isn’t married.”

Exactly. It’s all about attention, any kind of attention, with her.

When my son was four, he walked in on me watching The Real Housewives of New Jersey. He stared at the women on screen for a moment and said “Why...why are they all dressed like animals?”

I usually hate when women get judged on their mothering, but I feel pretty confident in saying this... Kelly is a terrible mother.

Yep. I found it’s after the pregnancy when things get interesting.

For the septuplets 4th birthday, they took them to a bakery to decorate cupcakes. The kids had fun, but Kate was a raging bitch throughout the entire excursion. Whining about the mess, complaining to the staff, barking orders at Jon...just refusing to have any kind of good time.

Yes ugh. Mysterious bad girl who doesn’t speak more than 20 words because let’s keep everything as confusing as possible. That’s realistic.

“Hey, I just vaguely mentioned it to People magazine. It’s not like I gave out details of his IEP!”

It always bothered me how much worse she treated the boys.

I’ve been wondering about that “I can’t be alone tonight” too. Like maybe she’d been dealing with a stalker of some sort. He was waiting for her when they got home and broke in through the open gate.

Yeah, the “retaliation” part just makes it worse!

Could the Gate Guard be Hyle Hunt maybe?

Rob’s trajectory really is sad. On the first year of the show he was in school with his own apartment, had a girlfriend, seemed secure and confident. He remains the only one of them to graduate college!

Thanks for the recommendation!

That dog’s got her top off. Accurate.

When I was in third grade, my friend mysteriously broke her arm. Everyone was super vague about how it happened, saying something about how she fell while playing with her 10 year old brother. Turns out her brother accidentally broke it while they were “playfully” wrestling.

Does Adrianne Curry think we don't understand how shadows work?

I think Kris is deliberately being evasive about her knowledge of Bruce’s issues. Like, technically she’s not lying about not knowing he was trans, because she never asked him that specific question and he didn’t elaborate on his feelings.

Always. He is ridiculously endearing.

So glad to know it’s not just me! Alan Rickman is dead sexy. And the fact that he was with his wife for so many years and how sweetly supportive he was of his young Harry Potter costars...swoon.