Remember when Paris Hilton went on Larry King after she got out of jail and said she was going to dedicate her life to charity work?

In the latest episode, her hilariously dead-pan response to Kris’s asking if her crazy hair looks okay.

I just moved to the Chicago area and good lord...windiest place I’ve ever been.

Don’t forget Outlander!

This should be a character on Sesame Street... A superhero who encourages kids to eat trendy vegetables.

Kenya’s in the same league as Bethenny from NYC and Tamra from the OC, always ready with a killer funny comment. They’re kind of awful people, but damn if they aren’t entertaining. And as nasty as they are sometimes, their respective franchises would be boring without them. See also: Kate from Below Deck.

God isn’t that movie terrible on all levels?

Yes but didn’t they spend her 50th in a hotel last season?

Wow. A whole lotta humble-bragging in this one...

Scott’s reliably watchable, but I gotta say...

I feel sorry for kids who hit the jack-pot of having TWO bad parents. It takes some kind of bad luck to get a mom and dad who are equally awful in their own unique ways.

I just don’t understand people giving her flack for possibly using a surrogate. She’s got a legit medical condition, one that gets worse with each pregnancy. TWO actually, I guess.

The infamous “butt-boy” interview, yes?

Poor Jennifer Love Hewitt just named her new baby Atticus, like literally right before Watchmen was released. I read the announcement in People magazine and thought oof...

The more Brandi talks, the more I actually sympathize with Eddie Cibrian and Leann Rimes.

But Alec was in the Bubble! He had a Superman chest.

How cute was Tormund patting the little wilding girl on the head as they stood in front of the wall?

“I’m adopted?”

Excellent, thank you!

“Glitter is the herpes of the craft world.”