The handrail in the elevator has also expressed regret for its involvement.

So now you've sued the only business that needs punters and slammed the only media that follows punters. You're a real fucking genius.

This guy is going to kill someone someday. Heaven help anyone in front of him in line who gets the last cookie or movie ticket.

A) What the fuck. You can practically see him stamping his feet via text message.

As a dog, I find this absolutely absurd.

I would like to take this opportunity to confirm for the record that I am also a cat.

Pokemon rpg! Pokemon rpg! Pokemon...mmorpg?!

Open world Pokemon on the Wii U. Definitely a system seller right up there with the new Zelda.

MuthaF***s see you walking down the street in a power scanner with yo gameface on! AINT NOBODY GONNA GET TO STEPPIN TO YA!

REAL TALK!

Working as intended.

It's all fun and games until you encounter a being of exceptional power and the damn thing explodes right off your face.

Prince Vegeta would never be caught dead in one of those.

It's OVER NINE THOUSAAAAAAAAAND!

But what does the Scouter say about its price tag?

I did the exact same thing once at The Cheesecake Factory. You should have seen the look on that god damn kid's face when I bought up all the cheesecakes in the place. The resulting Chapter 7 bankruptcy was so worth it

As usual, we should remind ourselves that Suetonius' histories exist in part to give legitimacy to the Nervan-Antonine dynasty (his patrons), at the expense of the Julio-Claudians, and as such his descriptions of Tiberius' perversities (not to mention those of Caligula and Nero) should be taken with a grain of salt.

I heard it described as a warm, wet feeling in your pants.