Well, men don't have to worry about aging like The Ladies do, so it's cool. They are free to look at their phones for as long as they wish.

Your comment and mariedkdkfhsds's are the only ones that make sense. The US educational system is basically making prostitution the only sensible career choice for attractive young female students.
Boys and non-compliant girls are shit out of luck, though, aren't they?

Oh I totally agree, this is the first time I have admitted I was an escort on the internet so I guess "high end escort" is the first thing that comes to mind as being "acceptable". Its bullshit but I understand it. Woman are judged harshly for choosing this profession and I wish it weren't the case but I think that is…

Is there free pizza? If you want college kids to join up with you you HAVE to offer free pizza

"First, let me say, people today love being offended. I think it's a symptom of social media and the feeling of self importance it enables." She adds, "I've had the good fortune to go to Bali multiples times and I can tell you this is exactly what you'd find there."

This isn't a criminal action. It's a civil one. You can, in fact, find someone liable for spreading untrue facts about other people. In the case of public figures, the standard is "actual malice" (knowing something is false or recklessly disregarding the truth), but it's somewhat questionable whether the plaintiff…

didn't even blink #NEWENGLAND4LYFE

My balls fit in a guy's mouth on the regular. They don't need that much room.

"and no white people took it seriously" you mean

"and no one took it seriously" or at least you hope.

Bad news: if you're still bumming cigarettes, you didn't quit.

I'm sorry I wanted to read this but I am still stuck on the "79 dollars for a 1 day supply of food" part

My dance moves are to "Push it". Which I do. Real good.

Shailene Woodley was born in 1991. Thomas Jane was born in 1969.

I went on a massive search to find this old video, but it is still awesome. THIS is twerking, it's obviously just more than shaking your butt or making it jiggle.

Does anything else really need to be said?

Oh, he still has it...

Shit. I like to do the driving AND I don't go to church.

So are you saying...God didn't make me?

*flames appear*

OF COURSE YOU CAN'T CHANGE A FUCKING DIAPER IN THE MIDDLE OF A RESTAURANT.