“What advantages does this war have over, say, an ethnic cleansing, which I could also afford?”

I really feel like it’d be inappropriate to consider a SCOTUS nominee in the middle of the campaign like this. We should really wait until the election and let the voice of the American people be heard.

I am now 90% sure Trump established his view of Japanese people from the early 00's show Banzai. It was a British spoof of Japanese game shows that aired on Fox in 03. This is an actual bit from the show.

I really want him to troll Trump about taxes. Start asking to see his taxes for tips on how he can avoid paying and get away with it.

Fine, they’re disenfranchised. They can’t find work. That sucks. How on God’s green Earth is voting for Trumpzilla fixing that exactly?

Hasn’t Craig Mazin already won this one definitively?

Crosses.

What’s less commonly known is that the very first time he slapped his name on any product, it was on a pair of Cadillac limousines known as the Trump Executive Series and the Trump Golden Series. And he got Cadillac to build them for him by agreeing to order a run of limos he never bought.

I think they put all the really bad ones on the Trump campaign to increase the likelihood that they won’t save him.

Things were going well until JR Smith yelled “Stop crying and fight your father!” to James.