I cringe every time I hear that someone went out with a Tinder or OKC date and got in the same car with them moments after meeting for the first time. Just meet there, kids. (My friends do this shit too. I don't get it.)

Did he even ask her if she wanted to see this movie?

For some reason I looked up his Twitter and he is living for this. He reposted Heavy's 5 Things You Need To Know about…himself.

Fucking awful? This guy took her to a movie she probably didn't want to see, and the same kind of shitty personality that would try to drag her to small claims court? That doesn't happen in a vacuum. I doubt she left because he was telling her not to text. She probably didn't want to sit next to this guy any longer,…

Yeah, I mean, even if I didn't specify WHO in the text. I still said we'd be having company.

nudz?

Exactly! It's not like a dusty laptop he opened perhaps for the first time in months. It's a desktop.

Yeah, but it's such a hard sell that they exist in these particular corners of the professional world in 2010.

THANK you.

I get that Gloria's being established as a technological black hole for reasons that aren't her fault, but her ATTITUDE about not wanting to being better connected makes no sense.

Again, though, he's retired and not running a supposedly still-afloat law practice. I get that a lot of people are luddites, but man…

How's her law practice going, though?

Right, but not knowing what the enter key is? Come on.

I assume you'd just put the coke in both shoes. The package size he requested at the free clinic would've been big enough for a couple toe-loads.

Can we please kill this trope that an even semi-functional member of modern day society doesn't know how to perform a Google search? Come on.

I want to see the scene where he chose THOSE shoes. The conversation he had with THAT Nordstrom sales rep.

I think Oakely is probably more obsessed with making a decent salary than he is with Davis & Man, and the fact that someone from his ranks got such a sweetheart deal there gives him hope. He just wants to see how to do it.

Mike bought some boss high-tops for his brilliant plan. He does not half-ass anything.

Also, when I lived with a roommate, I always text to run it by them if I was having someone stay over. Especially on the couch.

I think he might've faked the morning who woke up at Peyton's place (hehe). We may just find out everything worked, he got his memory back, but he really wants to get down with Peyton before he integrates back into the old Blaine.