nah, they’d spin it as ‘mean Democrats drove him out by unfairly expecting him to actually do a job’

He’s going to pull a Palin. It’s a category 5 dumpster fire and it’s been a week. I honestly don’t think he has the fortitude for this. Should he somehow make it to the Inauguration, he’ll lose his shit the second the senate refuses to confirm his appointment (Rand Paul has already flat out stated that he’ll refuse to…

Think you could work some arsenic in there too, or at least a bunch of fiberglass & steel wool? Please don’t waste any aged cheese on him, unless “Velveeta found in an abandoned meth lab” counts.
I would contribute toe cheese if it helps the cause. Heavy insulated work boots most days, a tendency towards sweaty feet…

Hey, at least, judging by how his face constantly looks, he won’t really accomplish anything cause he needs to rush to the nearest bathroom to violently evacuate his bowels. I should really put my culinary degree to use, apply to the White House, and find some way to incorporate copious amounts of ghost peppers and…

The fact that he’s still under the impression that people want to be “in suspense” about what he’s doing with the government is mind boggling. How many years will it take him to realize the presidency is not a reality TV show? What a fucking gong show.

“I am the only one who knows who the finalists are”

Because you have no grounds to critique anyone else’s art because your endgame is cynicism and distrust..

Why do we vomit when we see other people’s imperfect words? Isn’t the intent behind them the real beauty?

Love is awesome, isn’t it?