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Here I am thinking they owe him a new car, and they are offering a transmission service.

“Royal Towing, the towing company involved, has called and apologized to Montgomery, and offered to pay to have the transmission serviced, but wanted the videos taken offline.”

Tow companies are SCUUUUUUMMMMMMBAGS.

Surely Deadspin neglecting to mention anything about Sixers fans collectively chanting in support of Hinkie’s tanking plan is just an oversight on their part.

I mean, we are? The majority of fans supported the rebuild– there were “Trust the Process” chants at the arena tonight, for fuck’s sake.

Kluber has a .74 ERA through this postseason and 29Ks in 24 innings.

Look, another brand new Cubs fan! Welcome to baseball. It’s a great sport! You should look up this Kluber guy, apparently he’s pretty good!

“I have never heard of this guy, therefore he’s no good. Ergo Cubs win.”

He’s a Cy young winner, and may very well in his second. That game wasnt some extreme outlier, you dolt. Maybe try watching and reading about other teams besides the Cubs, sometime.

LOL found the Cubs fan.

Yeah dude, last night was actually a rather routine Kluber start. I know you’re in the Senior Circuit and all, but the AL Central and my Red Sox (fuck you Coco) have seen this shit from him for years. Stay positive though!

yeah you should flip to another channel besides wgn...

I mean, dude is a Cy Young winner. He was great last night, but he’s been great lots of nights.

I want to make a Blue Jays pun... or something... but Jesus these people are insufferable.

Well at least they didn’t Ty.

Oh my! A joke about how no one watches the WNBA? You are quite the maverick.

It helps if the joke is actually funny...

The lineman who pee’d on my rug—I can’t just send him a bill.

shut the fuck up Donny

Losing the ALCS couldn’t have happened to a nicer group of guys.