Will, Will, Will: "(“Look who’s stopping by The Middle this week!”), you can use
your fingers… and, honestly, you can probably keep one hand tied behind
your back, since the list basically consists of Betty White, Ray Romano,
and Whoopi Goldberg."

Reasons I never agree with your SNL reviews, David:
1. "Look, I’m generally happy with opening monologues as long as there isn’t some dumb musical number"; I usually legit lol to the musical openers
2. "…so it’s not a Californians-level complaint"; the Californians are one of my all-time favorite sketches. Second…

All the SDCC stuff is going to happen over the summer break, and the next season opener is going to be Sheldon kvetching about James Earl Jones in Tijuana.