i’m telling you, molotov cocktails work. every time i had a problem and i threw a molotov cocktail, boom! right away, i had a different problem.

zahn mcclarnon was robbed. his episode of westworld was next level, and i’m trying to remember what jimmi simpson even did this season except...act *more* like ed harris? i mean i liked him a lot and it’s deserved BUT i wish it could have been both of them instead of an either/or.

for kids and old people

i had a total hysterectomy two years ago for my endo (when i was 33) but i did it to save my ovaries (the endo kept strangling them between the hoovering-everything-out surgeries) and i have no regrets— not bleeding/being violently ill for three out of every four weeks is awesome. however, i realized yesterday that my…

I think that’s a really insightful observation between the two films and I have some thoughts on your mention of the climax/post credits scene (though like you I also want to see it again cause I’m still processing)-- I just am not sure how to discuss it without spoiling the film for everyone who hasn’t seen it yet.

not totally sure but i’m betting it will start with “well, one mustn’t...”

it’s like...now but kind of black mirror-ish? like there’s a huge evil corporation everyone knows about (it’s on the news on the tv, in the papers and there are billboards and other ads for it everywhere), and the most popular show on tv is watched by 150m people every night...it’s got that black mirror type of…

not @ing you for your hot take, just want to hear more— saw it about two hours ago and am here for your read of the film. 

my ex was in many ways a terrible human (probably still is, haven’t talked to him in three years so dunno, don’t care) BUT he majored in sports psychology in undergrad and he told me the thing he learned that left him most shook was the fact that achieving fame at a young age, especially for a physical talent like…

and like any dying organism they’re going to lash out whenever and however possible to protect themselves (or take down as many as possible with them)— you wouldn’t negotiate with a dying, rabid wolf, you’d get the f*ck out/take them out/protect yourself above all else. there’s also something to be said of the…

now that i have a real job and weekends, i finally understand garfield. jon has no one!

my dachshund, henri, does this thing i call “lips” where when he’s upset or excited or just thinking too hard he purses his lips with one slightly more curled up than the other. he also deposits a small tennis ball into his food dish before he starts eating, it’s not cause he wants to stop playing with it or take it…

this is why i paid extra for the 8+ and portrait mode

1000% zahn mcclarnon (for a long time but also displacing his fellow westworld costar, jwright)...i mean, his performances are so so so good and LOOK AT HIM (he is also the only dude i would break my “do not date anyone shorter than me” rule for...sorry not sorry to all other dudes under 5’8”), he also meets the my…

and i worry for all of the squishy brains reading things and thinking “well if i read it somewhere it must be legitimate and correct and it’s ok to think and say this too...”

i was telling one of my coworkers the other day how much i’ve loved the new season of kimmy schmidt and how brilliant jon hamm is at comedy and he said “i just can’t with jon hamm anymore, not since i found out about what he did during college” and i said “that was horrible but...” and he [gay, black gentleman] said,…

the a.v. club comment section is like some nastier-bits-of-reddit-lite lately (of i’ve only noticed it lately) but yikes. it’s climbing my “do not touch or you’ll grieve being a woman more than usual” list.

am i the only one who feels like ed harris was playing up a little like...dementia or alzheimer’s in their scene together? also, delos said “dying of a disease i defunded research on ages ago” which you could kind of draw a line from alzheimer’s/dementia/degenerative brain disease and the technology the park is…

SECONDED i was scrolling down to say that! i was just thinking of those books today, i think i stopped after four because i was waiting for the latest english translations to be finished and i need to finish them!

that sounds good for your lungs/sinuses too!