So 3.1 million people were too lazy to change the channel

Canada Dry or other American types of so called ginger ales don’t have ginger in them. Ginger Beer works very well to settle an upset stomach. They contain real ginger and do not taste anything like American “ginger ale”. Some brands of ginger beer are Barritts, Cock and Bull and Stolichnaya (which is sold in the…

I took emetrol once. It was so sickeningly sweet that it made me throw up. The nausea did go away afterwards, but it does make you sick. More than 2 people I know have had the same experience with emetrol

Putting your pudding pop where it doesn’t belong is what got you into trouble

You are so right about the economic benefits. Everyone visits England because they get to have tea with the Queen. And just look at France. They haven’t had a single tourist since they abolished their monarchy.

This is the luxury life. Versace Style

It’s funny that you would mention the Kardashians. Rita dated Rob Kardashian.He broke up with her when she supposedly cheated on him with Jonah Hill (gross). She also dated Calvin Harris (Taylor Swift’s ex) for a year

He founded OSHA and the EPA

That’s the understatement of the year

He was married to his first wife at that time

Yes, they were very friendly before they ever got married. That entire time was when he was married to his first wife

Actually I remember when Donnie Jr was arrested as a teenager for breaking into cars and stealing car stereos. It was reported in the NY Post at the time. It’s been scrubbed off the internet. And then I remember a picture of a newly divorced Donald, Ivana, along with Donnie Jr at K-Mart in Pennsylvania buying some…

Heather McDonald is a Trump apologist. And Heather has always been proud of the fact that she’s a stupid, ignorant republican. They’re against everything until it happens or affects them. Then it’s a whole different story. I guarantee you she still votes for Trump

I have 2 stories. Once I got off work about 4 pm and went out drinking for hours. I was so wasted that while waiting for the subway I had to pee so bad that I just walked into a corner area (it was a Friday night about 10pm) and pulled down my pants and started peeing. I look up and see a coworker of mine watching me.…

You didn’t really think they were going to be Tim’s bits did you?

I’m a pharmacist and I used to work 12 hour shifts in a drug store. We were not one of those pharmacies that closed for lunch. Sometimes I would have to pee so badly but the phones were ringing like crazy and they all were for me (only a pharmacist can take a phone in prescription) and I would get busy with the…

They didn’t get off on appeal. The were EXHONERATED completely by an appeals court

His fingerprints smeared on the wall of the bedroom in the victim’s own blood. The fact that he admitted being there

That prosecutor reminds me of how crimes were investigated and crimes were tried in America during the 1920's. The only thing missing was an accusation of Amanda practicing witchcraft

McCain called his wife a cunt, not a bitch. If this were a test you would have gotten that question wrong. Of course if this were a test the answer would be D. All of Republican Congressmen think their wives are bitches